A perfect sandwich

Roast beef on whole wheat, please,
With some real mayonnaise and a little cheese
Some beefsteak tomato and a dash of spice
A thick leaf of lettuce, especially nice.
Please slice the beef lean and thin
Don't forget to tuck some mustard in
Make the cheese a nutty Swiss
Oh, some red onion is added bliss.
Secure with toothpick especially well
It's ready for eating; Ah, now that's swell.

P.S. Hey, doesn't this come with a side order of Taylor Hicks?