Again, I'm posting my Homework...

(I thought this one was quite hillarious though.)

The Ham & Cheese Potato McMuffin

George was a large, happy man. He reminded you of jolly ol' Saint Nick, always smiling and chuckling with his rosy red cheeks and beady eyes. George was lonely though, never had anyone to take care of him. He hid it deep down inside of him, and it hurt. The only thing that could make him feel better was a Ham and Cheese Potato McMuffin. It's greasy goodness giving him joy with each flavorfull bite. The mashed potatoes oozing out on the sides of the mcmuffin, the cheese perfectly melted, and the ham fried to perfection. It was heaven and a heart attack, all wrapped up and ready to go. George squealed with delight when it became a dollar menu item. He ran up to the counter and quickly stated in his English accent, "I like chays. Moofins. And Hom. Oh, and don't fooget da tayters!"

Monkey's and Bananas

This is my current Journal, I do this everyday in my Creative Writing class, and I've decided to publish my homework here. Maybe I'll be a little more motivated to actually do it this time. Today, we had the choice to write about anything we wanted to. The only thing I could think of was a Banana and a Monkey....

The banana was perfectly ripe, and the peel surrounding it was only a minor nuisance. He slowly pulled back the peel, one by one, revealing the golden softeness beneath it. His gray fingers, blunt but working with confidence. His first bite gave him a sense of happiness and joy. The monkey finished the banana in a glorified state. After consuming the banana, the primate picked at the peel, hoping to get as much of the banana as possible. In other words, he licked the plate clean. He leaned back against the tree, and scratched his belly. The banana had met it's requirement. He closed his eyes, and slowly drifted off into a deep sleep. His dream took him to world, where there was a never ending amount of bananas. End.

Ok... what's this about Simon kissing one of the contestants??? Why?!?!

And, Pres. Bush on the show... that sounds pretty cool. He didn't sing did he?