(I thought this one was quite hillarious though.)
The Ham & Cheese Potato McMuffin
George was a large, happy man. He reminded you of jolly ol' Saint Nick, always smiling and chuckling with his rosy red cheeks and beady eyes. George was lonely though, never had anyone to take care of him. He hid it deep down inside of him, and it hurt. The only thing that could make him feel better was a Ham and Cheese Potato McMuffin. It's greasy goodness giving him joy with each flavorfull bite. The mashed potatoes oozing out on the sides of the mcmuffin, the cheese perfectly melted, and the ham fried to perfection. It was heaven and a heart attack, all wrapped up and ready to go. George squealed with delight when it became a dollar menu item. He ran up to the counter and quickly stated in his English accent, "I like chays. Moofins. And Hom. Oh, and don't fooget da tayters!"
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