Release the Hounds!

Ever wonder what makes you do outrageous things that you can't explain to family, friends or respectable members of your community? I wonder all the time. Only by cover of darkness and the anonymity of a clever handle do I unleash particularly outrageous aspects of my personality that live in me all the time, but are kept in check in the real world. Now our mutual friend Kenzie has established this charming portal to allow us to exploit our penchant for the GirlsGoneWild mindset that lives in every woman. And the hapless victim at the center of this firestorm? It is he who has released the proverbial hounds in all of us: Mister Hicks.

I'm having the time of my life. I blame you, Kenz. Thank you.