Ode to the Soul Patrol

Our man has locks of Gray hair
But you can tell we don't care
Taylor Hicks is a soul man
and we'll follow him to the very end
We buy a new bra for every show
you probly think we're a bunch of hoes
so you can stick it in your hole
'cause we're the gosh damned Soul Patrol

we get upset over little things
but we can't help if we've got little brains
so someone help us, please
we're begging you on our knees
Now we've all joined T.H.A.
and we go to the meetings everyday

But there's something about him
that makes us stalk him
i think its that harp that he blows
he even does it with his nose
We'd all jump on Taylor if we could
But he'd just lay there and say 'Word'

most of us get pretty fangirly
probly makes Taylor wanna go hurl-y
but, ya know? i think that's ok...
We'll put it in a bag and sell it on E-bay
Taylor has a buddy named Roger
Howdy-ho How'd it go? MR.Roger!
We know Tay likes the Po-tay-to
He uses them when hes ready to go

It's large and in charge of the show
It aint nothin' but a Soul Pole
we sit around and watch videos everyday
of that hot-ass guitar lickin' Tay
So here's the thing that you need to know
We're the gosh damned SOUL PATROL!!